Funny rules for dating my sister

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I have often joked with them that any boy who takes them out is going to have to sign a contract understanding the rules before they take the first step out of the door.

It only took one boy coming to the door for me to realize that I have nothing to worry about.

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Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been.Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.This comes from being raised with three older brothers. I was there for her birth, watched her grow up into the woman she is today, and she has my heart. With regards to that, I am placing absolute trust in you that you’ll treat her with the respect she deserves. As mad as she might be that big brother is being overprotective, I will take her moods with a smile. There will never be anyone good enough for my baby sister.Therefore, you will continue to date my sister and no one else until she’s done with you. Rule 5: If, by circumstance, she is indeed hurt by you, I hope you can outrun a bullet. Rule 7: My timelines are strict, and they will be adhered to. Rule 8: The following places are inappropriate when taking my baby sister out on a date: movie theaters; dance halls; any place where the temperature calls for her to wear anything but a parka zipped to her neck; any place with anything softer than a bar stool; any place where there aren’t policemen, doctors, priests or fraternity brothers. She knows how to fight (credit to my brothers and I), and if she is upset, I will be very upset. She is my world, and there will never be any girl that holds a more special place in my heart than where my baby sister has. If, by some miracle, you make it past me, there are 2 other older brothers and a very pissed off Mama Bear right on your heels. Being the youngest of four (with three older brothers), she learned how to kick tail at a very early age.

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